check out what tarot.com just told me

""You are on the verge of fulfilling your grand plan.""


....

hmmm.. okay.

here's the thing.


pretty much all i do ,ever, is plan stuff.

i'm as meticulous and organized and thorough and detailed and conscientious ain making plans as i am the polar fucking opposite when it comes to actually trying to put said plans into action.

as a result, i have enough of the following to last about fifteen people at least six or seven lifetimes:

• lists
• charts
• calendars
• timetables
• maps
• how-to books/articles
• guidebooks
• books and articles in general
• useless pieces of trivia and 'helpful hints'
• schedules [planes, trains, buses, boats, etc.]
• suitcases, bags, bins, boxes, and other assorted organizational aides [both travel and stationary]
• shoes
• nutritional supplements
• essential oils
• personal care products
• outfits
• cleaning supplies
• band-aids
• q-tips
• tiny notebooks
• varieties of paper [bright white, regular white, semi-gloss, gloss, cardstock, graph, ruled, plain, perforated, non-perforated, patterned, metallic, rectangular, square, round, adhesive, etc.]
• ... [you get my point]

but you know what i don't have?

..A GRAND FUCKING PLAN!!!!!!!

IN FACT

i pretty much have THE OPPOSITE OF A GRAND FUCKING PLAN

i have lots of little plans that mostly have absolutely nothing to do with each other


i have spent YEARS trying to figure out how it might all fit together; trying to turn it all into one giant, cohesive , sensible, aggregate, "grand" plan. it's not happening. so WTF??! how's that website gonna tell me i'm on the verge of achieving something i never even set out to achieve? ...
....

.......

ohhhhhhhhh, wait a minute.

maybe that's the point.

if there is no grand plan.......

i'm about to achieve absolutely nothing!


okay.
that's more like it.
sorry to alarm you all.
[all three of you.]

nothing new to report.