my prayers, answered.

the best thing to come out of germany since...well, since ever,really. as far as i'm concerned, this totally makes up for the holocaust.

http://www.smintair.com

since you're probably too lazy to actuallyfollow that link, ihere is a brief summary:

THE WORLD'S FIRST ALL-SMOKING AIRLINE.

ALL

SMOKING.

ALL.
EVERYWHERE.

they don't just tolerate it. they motherfucking ENCOURAGE it.

lavatory smoke detector? ... WHAT lavatory smoke detector?! try lavatory ASHTRAY!
HELL YEAH! i can only hope that this is the start of a trend.. i can see it now.... all-smoking restaurants.. bars.. malls.. hospitals... schools.. churches.... movie theatres.. rapid transit systems.. incredible. i'm so glad that germany is one of the up-and-coming economies of the new world order.. along with the azns, and everybody knows those motherfuckers smoke like it's going out of style... which, oadmittedly, it might have done, for a brief period... but IT'S GONNA BE BACK.. AND BIGGER THAN EVER! just you wait.. smokers of the world unite!! you have nothing to lose but your mid-flight nicotine fits!!

yes, virginia.. there is a santa claus.

amen.