update

so, the new toilet seat broke. now, there is no toilet seat, which has significantly decreased the amount of time i spend in the bathroom. it has not, however, decreased the amount of time i spend thinking about how much better the bathroom could be.

in other news, i went to bloomingdales today, and i felt sorry for all the people working there.. it must be terribly uncomfortable for them to have to walk around the store with those huge sticks up their fucking asses all day long. regardless, i was thrilled beyond belief to find that marc jacobs has collaborated with my favorite article of clothing of all time (the hoodie, obviously) and created what can only be described as 100% cotton pure fucking bliss with a zipper and a hood. outrageously overpriced, of course.. but worth every last bleeding cent.

besides.. i charged it.